Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

megaman2:

“there’s nothing wrong with the video game community”

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

eliashdj:

OMG I’m dying. 

(Source: brewkie)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

  1. Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
  2. Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
  3. Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
  4. Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
  5. Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
  6. Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
  7. Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
Posted 2 weeks ago

If you tell me, that I have to drive back to Scranton, to the satellite party, I am going to throw up.

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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Posted 2 weeks ago

mareeps:

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

(Source: drarna)

Posted 3 weeks ago

brotips:

Also can we just establish that Guy Code ripped me off? MTV owes me money.

There, I said it.

-Sketch

Posters

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

love-is-a-science:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

castiel-hasfallen:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

rybackrulez:

HERES A SEA COW EATIN A WHOLE THING OF DANG LETTUCE 

SEA COW

why is sea cow weird

its a manatee you uneducated fuck

holy shit wait it is. i am sorry man. in dutch, it’s literally translated sea cow

that is okay friend it is entirely my fault i did not realise how the word translated i will bake you some sorry muffins and we can forget this whole business ever happened 

thank you, i didn’t want you to be mad at me i was really scared for a minute there.

i would never be mad at anyone we are all friends here i have been graciously informed that sea cow is in fact a commonly used term for a manatee so i have learned something new today friends

This is literally the most civil ending to a “you uneducated fuck” comment I have ever seen.

(Source: stonecoldshawnmichaels)

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

malformalady:

Pink Pearl is an apple cultivar developed in 1944 by Albert Etter, a northern California breeder. Pink Pearl apples are named for their bright, pink flesh. They have a translucent yellow-green skin and an aromatic flesh with a delicious sweet-tart flavor.